John Cleese on Europe’s
Reaction to Syria Posted on September 2, 2013
ALERTS TO THREATS IN
2013 EUROPE
From JOHN CLEESE
The English are feeling
the pinch in relation to recent events in Syria and have therefore raised their
security level from “Miffed” to “Peeved.” Soon, though, security levels may be
raised yet again to “Irritated” or even “A Bit Cross.” The English have not
been “A Bit Cross” since the blitz in 1940 when tea supplies nearly ran out.
Terrorists have been re-categorized from “Tiresome” to “A Bloody Nuisance.” The
last time the British issued a “Bloody Nuisance” warning level was in 1588,
when threatened by the Spanish Armada.
The Scots have raised
their threat level from “Pissed Off” to “Let’s Get the Bastards.” They don’t
have any other levels. This is the reason they have been used on the front line
of the British army for the last 300 years.
The French government
announced yesterday that it has raised its terror alert level from “Run” to
“Hide.” The only two higher levels in France are “Collaborate” and “Surrender.”
The rise was precipitated by a recent fire that destroyed France’s white flag
factory, effectively paralyzing the country’s military capability.
Italy has increased the
alert level from “Shout Loudly and Excitedly” to “Elaborate Military
Posturing.” Two more levels remain: “Ineffective Combat Operations” and “Change
Sides.”
The Germans have
increased their alert state from “Disdainful Arrogance” to “Dress in Uniform
and Sing Marching Songs.” They also have two higher levels: “Invade a
Neighbour” and “Lose.”
Belgians, on the other
hand, are all on holiday as usual; the only threat they are worried about is
NATO pulling out of Brussels.
The Spanish are all
excited to see their new submarines ready to deploy. These beautifully designed
subs have glass bottoms so the new Spanish navy can get a really good look at
the old Spanish navy.
Australia, meanwhile,
has raised its security level from “No worries” to “She’ll be right, Mate.” Two
more escalation levels remain: “Crikey! I think we’ll need to cancel the barbie
this weekend!” and “The barbie is cancelled.” So far no situation has ever
warranted use of the last final escalation level.
Regards, John Cleese
British writer, actor and tall person
John Cleese on Europe’s
Reaction to Syria Posted on September 2, 2013
ALERTS TO THREATS IN
2013 EUROPE
From JOHN CLEESE
The English are feeling
the pinch in relation to recent events in Syria and have therefore raised their
security level from “Miffed” to “Peeved.” Soon, though, security levels may be
raised yet again to “Irritated” or even “A Bit Cross.” The English have not
been “A Bit Cross” since the blitz in 1940 when tea supplies nearly ran out.
Terrorists have been re-categorized from “Tiresome” to “A Bloody Nuisance.” The
last time the British issued a “Bloody Nuisance” warning level was in 1588,
when threatened by the Spanish Armada.
The Scots have raised
their threat level from “Pissed Off” to “Let’s Get the Bastards.” They don’t
have any other levels. This is the reason they have been used on the front line
of the British army for the last 300 years.
The French government
announced yesterday that it has raised its terror alert level from “Run” to
“Hide.” The only two higher levels in France are “Collaborate” and “Surrender.”
The rise was precipitated by a recent fire that destroyed France’s white flag
factory, effectively paralyzing the country’s military capability.
Italy has increased the
alert level from “Shout Loudly and Excitedly” to “Elaborate Military
Posturing.” Two more levels remain: “Ineffective Combat Operations” and “Change
Sides.”
The Germans have
increased their alert state from “Disdainful Arrogance” to “Dress in Uniform
and Sing Marching Songs.” They also have two higher levels: “Invade a
Neighbour” and “Lose.”
Belgians, on the other
hand, are all on holiday as usual; the only threat they are worried about is
NATO pulling out of Brussels.
The Spanish are all
excited to see their new submarines ready to deploy. These beautifully designed
subs have glass bottoms so the new Spanish navy can get a really good look at
the old Spanish navy.
Australia, meanwhile,
has raised its security level from “No worries” to “She’ll be right, Mate.” Two
more escalation levels remain: “Crikey! I think we’ll need to cancel the barbie
this weekend!” and “The barbie is cancelled.” So far no situation has ever
warranted use of the last final escalation level.
Regards, John Cleese
British writer, actor and tall person
John
Cleese on Europe’s Reaction to Syria
Posted on September 2, 2013
ALERTS TO THREATS
IN 2013 EUROPE
From JOHN CLEESE
The English are feeling the pinch in relation to recent events in Syria
and have therefore raised their security level from “Miffed” to
“Peeved.” Soon, though, security levels may be raised yet again to
“Irritated” or even “A Bit Cross.” The English have not been “A Bit
Cross” since the blitz in 1940 when tea supplies nearly ran out.
Terrorists have been re-categorized from “Tiresome” to “A Bloody
Nuisance.” The last time the British issued a “Bloody Nuisance” warning
level was in 1588, when threatened by the Spanish Armada.
The Scots have raised their threat level from “Pissed Off” to “Let’s Get
the Bastards.” They don’t have any other levels. This is the reason
they have been used on the front line of the British army for the last
300 years.
The French government announced yesterday that it has raised its terror
alert level from “Run” to “Hide.” The only two higher levels in France
are “Collaborate” and “Surrender.” The rise was precipitated by a recent
fire that destroyed France ‘s white flag factory, effectively
paralyzing the country’s military capability.
Italy has increased the alert level from “Shout Loudly and Excitedly” to
“Elaborate Military Posturing.” Two more levels remain: “Ineffective
Combat Operations” and “Change Sides.”
The Germans have increased their alert state from “Disdainful Arrogance”
to “Dress in Uniform and Sing Marching Songs.” They also have two
higher levels: “Invade a Neighbour” and “Lose.”
Belgians, on the other hand, are all on holiday as usual; the only
threat they are worried about is NATO pulling out of Brussels.
The Spanish are all excited to see their new submarines ready to deploy.
These beautifully designed subs have glass bottoms so the new Spanish
navy can get a really good look at the old Spanish navy.
Australia, meanwhile, has raised its security level from “No worries” to
“She’ll be right, Mate.” Two more escalation levels remain: “Crikey! I
think we’ll need to cancel the barbie this weekend!” and “The barbie is
cancelled.” So far no situation has ever warranted use of the last final
escalation level.
Regards,
John Cleese
British writer, actor and tall person
Read more at
http://teapartyeconomist.com/2013/09/02/john-cleese-europes-reaction-syria/#g4YYitcPBOgwtiAT.99
John
Cleese on Europe’s Reaction to Syria
Posted on September 2, 2013
ALERTS TO THREATS
IN 2013 EUROPE
From JOHN CLEESE
The English are feeling the pinch in relation to recent events in Syria
and have therefore raised their security level from “Miffed” to
“Peeved.” Soon, though, security levels may be raised yet again to
“Irritated” or even “A Bit Cross.” The English have not been “A Bit
Cross” since the blitz in 1940 when tea supplies nearly ran out.
Terrorists have been re-categorized from “Tiresome” to “A Bloody
Nuisance.” The last time the British issued a “Bloody Nuisance” warning
level was in 1588, when threatened by the Spanish Armada.
The Scots have raised their threat level from “Pissed Off” to “Let’s Get
the Bastards.” They don’t have any other levels. This is the reason
they have been used on the front line of the British army for the last
300 years.
The French government announced yesterday that it has raised its terror
alert level from “Run” to “Hide.” The only two higher levels in France
are “Collaborate” and “Surrender.” The rise was precipitated by a recent
fire that destroyed France ‘s white flag factory, effectively
paralyzing the country’s military capability.
Italy has increased the alert level from “Shout Loudly and Excitedly” to
“Elaborate Military Posturing.” Two more levels remain: “Ineffective
Combat Operations” and “Change Sides.”
The Germans have increased their alert state from “Disdainful Arrogance”
to “Dress in Uniform and Sing Marching Songs.” They also have two
higher levels: “Invade a Neighbour” and “Lose.”
Belgians, on the other hand, are all on holiday as usual; the only
threat they are worried about is NATO pulling out of Brussels.
The Spanish are all excited to see their new submarines ready to deploy.
These beautifully designed subs have glass bottoms so the new Spanish
navy can get a really good look at the old Spanish navy.
Australia, meanwhile, has raised its security level from “No worries” to
“She’ll be right, Mate.” Two more escalation levels remain: “Crikey! I
think we’ll need to cancel the barbie this weekend!” and “The barbie is
cancelled.” So far no situation has ever warranted use of the last final
escalation level.
Regards,
John Cleese
British writer, actor and tall person
Read more at
http://teapartyeconomist.com/2013/09/02/john-cleese-europes-reaction-syria/#g4YYitcPBOgwtiAT.99
John
Cleese on Europe’s Reaction to Syria
Posted on September 2, 2013
ALERTS TO THREATS
IN 2013 EUROPE
From JOHN CLEESE
The English are feeling the pinch in relation to recent events in Syria
and have therefore raised their security level from “Miffed” to
“Peeved.” Soon, though, security levels may be raised yet again to
“Irritated” or even “A Bit Cross.” The English have not been “A Bit
Cross” since the blitz in 1940 when tea supplies nearly ran out.
Terrorists have been re-categorized from “Tiresome” to “A Bloody
Nuisance.” The last time the British issued a “Bloody Nuisance” warning
level was in 1588, when threatened by the Spanish Armada.
The Scots have raised their threat level from “Pissed Off” to “Let’s Get
the Bastards.” They don’t have any other levels. This is the reason
they have been used on the front line of the British army for the last
300 years.
The French government announced yesterday that it has raised its terror
alert level from “Run” to “Hide.” The only two higher levels in France
are “Collaborate” and “Surrender.” The rise was precipitated by a recent
fire that destroyed France ‘s white flag factory, effectively
paralyzing the country’s military capability.
Italy has increased the alert level from “Shout Loudly and Excitedly” to
“Elaborate Military Posturing.” Two more levels remain: “Ineffective
Combat Operations” and “Change Sides.”
The Germans have increased their alert state from “Disdainful Arrogance”
to “Dress in Uniform and Sing Marching Songs.” They also have two
higher levels: “Invade a Neighbour” and “Lose.”
Belgians, on the other hand, are all on holiday as usual; the only
threat they are worried about is NATO pulling out of Brussels.
The Spanish are all excited to see their new submarines ready to deploy.
These beautifully designed subs have glass bottoms so the new Spanish
navy can get a really good look at the old Spanish navy.
Australia, meanwhile, has raised its security level from “No worries” to
“She’ll be right, Mate.” Two more escalation levels remain: “Crikey! I
think we’ll need to cancel the barbie this weekend!” and “The barbie is
cancelled.” So far no situation has ever warranted use of the last final
escalation level.
Regards,
John Cleese
British writer, actor and tall person
Read more at
http://teapartyeconomist.com/2013/09/02/john-cleese-europes-reaction-syria/#g4YYitcPBOgwtiAT.99
John
Cleese on Europe’s Reaction to Syria
Posted on September 2, 2013
ALERTS TO THREATS
IN 2013 EUROPE
From JOHN CLEESE
The English are feeling the pinch in relation to recent events in Syria
and have therefore raised their security level from “Miffed” to
“Peeved.” Soon, though, security levels may be raised yet again to
“Irritated” or even “A Bit Cross.” The English have not been “A Bit
Cross” since the blitz in 1940 when tea supplies nearly ran out.
Terrorists have been re-categorized from “Tiresome” to “A Bloody
Nuisance.” The last time the British issued a “Bloody Nuisance” warning
level was in 1588, when threatened by the Spanish Armada.
The Scots have raised their threat level from “Pissed Off” to “Let’s Get
the Bastards.” They don’t have any other levels. This is the reason
they have been used on the front line of the British army for the last
300 years.
The French government announced yesterday that it has raised its terror
alert level from “Run” to “Hide.” The only two higher levels in France
are “Collaborate” and “Surrender.” The rise was precipitated by a recent
fire that destroyed France ‘s white flag factory, effectively
paralyzing the country’s military capability.
Italy has increased the alert level from “Shout Loudly and Excitedly” to
“Elaborate Military Posturing.” Two more levels remain: “Ineffective
Combat Operations” and “Change Sides.”
The Germans have increased their alert state from “Disdainful Arrogance”
to “Dress in Uniform and Sing Marching Songs.” They also have two
higher levels: “Invade a Neighbour” and “Lose.”
Belgians, on the other hand, are all on holiday as usual; the only
threat they are worried about is NATO pulling out of Brussels.
The Spanish are all excited to see their new submarines ready to deploy.
These beautifully designed subs have glass bottoms so the new Spanish
navy can get a really good look at the old Spanish navy.
Australia, meanwhile, has raised its security level from “No worries” to
“She’ll be right, Mate.” Two more escalation levels remain: “Crikey! I
think we’ll need to cancel the barbie this weekend!” and “The barbie is
cancelled.” So far no situation has ever warranted use of the last final
escalation level.
Regards,
John Cleese
British writer, actor and tall person
Read more at
http://teapartyeconomist.com/2013/09/02/john-cleese-europes-reaction-syria/#g4YYitcPBOgwtiAT.99
John
Cleese on Europe’s Reaction to Syria
Posted on September 2, 2013
ALERTS TO THREATS
IN 2013 EUROPE
From JOHN CLEESE
The English are feeling the pinch in relation to recent events in Syria
and have therefore raised their security level from “Miffed” to
“Peeved.” Soon, though, security levels may be raised yet again to
“Irritated” or even “A Bit Cross.” The English have not been “A Bit
Cross” since the blitz in 1940 when tea supplies nearly ran out.
Terrorists have been re-categorized from “Tiresome” to “A Bloody
Nuisance.” The last time the British issued a “Bloody Nuisance” warning
level was in 1588, when threatened by the Spanish Armada.
The Scots have raised their threat level from “Pissed Off” to “Let’s Get
the Bastards.” They don’t have any other levels. This is the reason
they have been used on the front line of the British army for the last
300 years.
The French government announced yesterday that it has raised its terror
alert level from “Run” to “Hide.” The only two higher levels in France
are “Collaborate” and “Surrender.” The rise was precipitated by a recent
fire that destroyed France ‘s white flag factory, effectively
paralyzing the country’s military capability.
Italy has increased the alert level from “Shout Loudly and Excitedly” to
“Elaborate Military Posturing.” Two more levels remain: “Ineffective
Combat Operations” and “Change Sides.”
The Germans have increased their alert state from “Disdainful Arrogance”
to “Dress in Uniform and Sing Marching Songs.” They also have two
higher levels: “Invade a Neighbour” and “Lose.”
Belgians, on the other hand, are all on holiday as usual; the only
threat they are worried about is NATO pulling out of Brussels.
The Spanish are all excited to see their new submarines ready to deploy.
These beautifully designed subs have glass bottoms so the new Spanish
navy can get a really good look at the old Spanish navy.
Australia, meanwhile, has raised its security level from “No worries” to
“She’ll be right, Mate.” Two more escalation levels remain: “Crikey! I
think we’ll need to cancel the barbie this weekend!” and “The barbie is
cancelled.” So far no situation has ever warranted use of the last final
escalation level.
Regards,
John Cleese
British writer, actor and tall person
Read more at
http://teapartyeconomist.com/2013/09/02/john-cleese-europes-reaction-syria/#g4YYitcPBOgwtiAT.99
John
Cleese on Europe’s Reaction to Syria
Posted on September 2, 2013
ALERTS TO THREATS
IN 2013 EUROPE
From JOHN CLEESE
The English are feeling the pinch in relation to recent events in Syria
and have therefore raised their security level from “Miffed” to
“Peeved.” Soon, though, security levels may be raised yet again to
“Irritated” or even “A Bit Cross.” The English have not been “A Bit
Cross” since the blitz in 1940 when tea supplies nearly ran out.
Terrorists have been re-categorized from “Tiresome” to “A Bloody
Nuisance.” The last time the British issued a “Bloody Nuisance” warning
level was in 1588, when threatened by the Spanish Armada.
The Scots have raised their threat level from “Pissed Off” to “Let’s Get
the Bastards.” They don’t have any other levels. This is the reason
they have been used on the front line of the British army for the last
300 years.
The French government announced yesterday that it has raised its terror
alert level from “Run” to “Hide.” The only two higher levels in France
are “Collaborate” and “Surrender.” The rise was precipitated by a recent
fire that destroyed France ‘s white flag factory, effectively
paralyzing the country’s military capability.
Italy has increased the alert level from “Shout Loudly and Excitedly” to
“Elaborate Military Posturing.” Two more levels remain: “Ineffective
Combat Operations” and “Change Sides.”
The Germans have increased their alert state from “Disdainful Arrogance”
to “Dress in Uniform and Sing Marching Songs.” They also have two
higher levels: “Invade a Neighbour” and “Lose.”
Belgians, on the other hand, are all on holiday as usual; the only
threat they are worried about is NATO pulling out of Brussels.
The Spanish are all excited to see their new submarines ready to deploy.
These beautifully designed subs have glass bottoms so the new Spanish
navy can get a really good look at the old Spanish navy.
Australia, meanwhile, has raised its security level from “No worries” to
“She’ll be right, Mate.” Two more escalation levels remain: “Crikey! I
think we’ll need to cancel the barbie this weekend!” and “The barbie is
cancelled.” So far no situation has ever warranted use of the last final
escalation level.
Regards,
John Cleese
British writer, actor and tall person
Read more at
http://teapartyeconomist.com/2013/09/02/john-cleese-europes-reaction-syria/#g4YYitcPBOgwtiAT.99
